"I'm doing really well on the Hertzsprung-Russell academic diagram, which has spectral class on one axis and Rate My Professors rating on the other."

Atmospheric transmission spectroscopy has revealed that the sunsets from the observatory are really pretty.

Although NASA agreed that Voyager 2 'seemed lonely' they decided against launching a companion orbiter mission after further measurements indicated that the spacecraft actually preferred the peace and quiet.

People out here catching strays out here catching strays

I need to push some updates to the remote sensing instruments, which are there to measure the surface and definitely not do anything else.

Rumor has it that they're finally auctioning off the zeppelin navigation bands, but everyone is worried that the scary boat captains will express interest.